Prada sunglasses, girl jeans, fat. Millions of fatties rejoiced yesterday when Guy Trebay of the New York Times announced the latest new fad. The sumo look. Guy has done much research regarding the matter, and maintains ‘hipsters’ are purposely gaining weight because President Obama is in shape.
“If we had a slob in the White House, all the hipsters would turn into some walking Chippendales calendar,”
That’s right stick it to the man! Sure rebelling in the 60s was about music and sex. But we’ve evolved past that, now its about Twinkies, texting, and finding ways to not get laid. It’s kind of like Woodstock, if Woodstock totally sucked.
“I sort of think the six-pack abs obsession got so prissy it stopped being masculine”- Aaron Hicklin.
The key to masculinity: